CUSTOMER:GET ME A PAPER DOSA WAITER:RULED OR UNRULED???

one day a farmer tells the servant to give water to the hens.he goes and gives hot water to drink.the farmer ask which water you gave to the hens. servant reply''s hot water farmer. farmer ask's why .the servant replys coz it give boiled eggs.....!!!!thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!

Mona: Uncle, how much have you studied? Uncle: B.A. Mona: Just 2 letters? That too reversed!

Does Haha Plop? One Laghing His Head Off.

Once a teacher asked a student "what is more near to MUMBAI . DELHI or the MOON". The student answerd", Moon " so the teacher asked "why" so the student answered ," bcoz moon we could see at night but delhi we cant see"

Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

what do you say a skeleton who is going on a journey? ans-BONE voyage fruitee

A girl was talking to a pregnant lady. Girl:what is inside your stomach? Lady:It is my child.I like her very much. Girl:If you like hr very much,then why did you eat her?!?

Husband: Which Book do you like the most? Wife: Your cheque book.

teacher:what are the people of turkey called? student:i don't know. teacher:turks. now tell me , what are people of germany are called? student:germs

ramu and shamu had grown up together from thier childhood.ramu works hard wheras shamualwys used to copy everything.oneday they have gone out for an interview.First it was ram's chance whenthe officer asked-who is the first p.m our country?ramu told nehru.officer asked-how many days are there in a week?ramu replied 7 days.At lastofficer asked how many stars are there in the universe?he replied- Idont know still scientists are finding.meanwhile shamu listens all the answers.when his chance came- officer asked-what is your name?he said-nehru.next the officer asked-what is your age?he told-7 days.finally the officer asked-have you gone mad?he told-Idont know.the scientists are still finding.

ram:I dont like eggs. shyam: why? ram: because they always appear on my marksheet.

son: I killed three fllies, dad. two of these were males while third was female. father: but how did u know it? son: bcoz, two of them were sitting on the glass of whiskey while the third one was on the mirror

Headmistress: Why does John always stand outside the class room? Teacher: Because John is an outstanding student..